Zum dritten Advent: The leicht different Weihnachtsgedicht

The leicht different Weihnachtsgedicht
When the snow falls wunderbar,
And the children happy are,
When Glatteis is now on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need.
Then, you know, es ist soweit,
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus is besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt,
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt,
Shopping hirnverbrannte things,
And the Christmasglocke rings.

Mother in the kitchen bakes.
Schoko- Nuss- and Mandelkeks,
Daddy in the Nebenraum,
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum,
He is hanging off the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls...
Finally the Kinderlein,
To the Zimmer kommen rein,
And it sings the familiy,
Schauerlich: "Oh, Tannentree!"


And now jeder in the house,
Is packing the Geschenke aus.
Mama's finding under the Tanne,
Eine brandnew Teflon Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken.

President speaks in TV,
All around is Harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes the Feuerwehr,
With tatütata daher.

And they bring a long, long Schlauch,
And a long, long Leiter auch,
And they all schrei "Wasser marsch..."
Weihnachten came to an end.